You're Welcome (that's right you better enjoy my half assed blog posts bc you're lucky to be getting these right now... i'm just kidding. i tease...)

A few weeks ago I was sent this blog post by nearly everyone I know. It also made the rounds on Facebook fairly quick. I’m not going to lie, I laughed out loud. I also most peed my pants a few days later when I ran into a large chicken hanging out in the front yard of a house right across from the park we play kickball in.
You’re Welcome.

You know what else is funny. When my dog falls asleep with his teeth hanging out his mouth.
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You know is not so awesome... your giant dog learning how to get up on your bed that you don't allow him on. Actually it's even less awesome when he wakes you and your boyfriend up at 7 in the morning to let him out and feed him so you then take your sleepy ass to the futon to fight for space with your boyfriend and watch some DVRed soccer only to realize 2 hours later that you can't find your dog so you drag yourself back into your bedroom to find him laying in the middle of you bed.
But, he is really cute so You're Welcome.

Back to awesome, my coworker was reading this book at work. Evidently she went to Barnes and Nobles and asked for an equestrian novel. (She used to ride for the Kansas St. Equestrian Team.) They didn't have anything at the store so the order it for her. She had no idea what she was getting herself into until she opened the B&N box that came in the mail a few days later.
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Seriously You Guys... Can I Just Grow Up Already

When do you become an adult?

I know I’ve asked this question before, but seriously this time. When will I be a grown up?

Here are somethings that have happened in the past week that make me think I’m grown up…

I paid my car insurance
I made healthy food for lunches this week
I turn off all the lights in my house when I leave
I only had two glasses of wine on Saturday instead of the whole bottle
I woke up early on Sunday and took my dog for a walk

Here are some thing I’ve done in the past week that make me think I’ll be child FOR THE REST OF MY LIFE…

I paid rent – 2 days late
I had migas for breakfast with Boyfriend on Sunday and then two hours later I had second breakfast with LSU Friend that consisted of chips, guacamole, and a Bloody Mary
I went to Target with three things on my list: pool toys, candy, and face paint
I shot gun a beer completely sober in my own home just because Boyfriend said I couldn’t do it
I gave my dog a pig’s ear so he would be content while I played Beer Pong on my original 1947 hardwood floors
I went to a 4th of July BBQ with people whose average age was probably 28 only to spend 40 minutes in the pool singing along to the Disney songs playing from a fellow BBQer’s iPod with all the other people who were there.
…and I have proof…