(No Sister, I'm not engaged.)
I want to wear these shoes.

They just got named The Sexiest Shoes of the Year by Footwear News, a news publication I don't think I'm reading often enough. They are Louboutins and I want them. I kinda have a thing for pretty designer shoes, even though I don't own any. I lust after shoes in magazines, drool in Saks, and love when Boyfriend's Sister gets out her collection.
I want to married in these shoes.
I want to wear them to HEB.
I want to sleep with them.
I want to "have relations" with them.
I want to give birth to them, name them, and cry on their first day of school.
I want to be burried in them.
I want to go to Heaven and be reunited with them.